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Catholics are hipsters because they found Jesus first.

The Greek Orthodox are goths because they have their own style and are unapproachable.

The Episcopalians are the theatre kids because they are dramatic and include everyone.

The Mormons are stoners because they have a crazy afterlife story.

The Baptists are the cheerleaders.

The Mega Churches are the football team.

The Lutherans are the nerds…. come on Martin Luther…

The Methodists are the band geeks because they write all of the hymns.

The Quakers are the yippies because they fight against society.

The Anabaptists are the hippies because they live on their communes out of society.

The Presbyterians are the religious kids.

The Atheists are drop outs.

And finally the Westboro Baptist Church are the bullies.